Yardwork

This gives a whole new meaning to yard work:


There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and
take a shower......so the guy is looking for the rake and yells to his
wife, who looks out to the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the
rake?"

She can't hear him, so he points to his eye [I], points to his knee
[need] and then makes raking motions.

"What?" she yells.

So he goes through the whole routine again.  She nods like she gets
it and then points to her eye, squeezes her left breast, slaps her
ass and then rubs her crotch.  Her husband is somewhat confused, but
totally aroused, so he quickly goes in the house, up the stairs, and
into the bathroom.

"What did you say?"

She says, "I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."