wife joke
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A man and his wife were driving down the road. Suddenly, 
they were pulled over. The officer came to the window and 
asked the man,"Sir, did you know that you were speeding?" 
"No,sir I didn't." His wife said, "Oh honey, you just said 
you ought to slow down, you were going 70." "Shut up 
honey." the man whispered. "sir, may I see your drivers 
license?" the officer asked. "Sure officer." The man 
handed the officer his license. "Did you know that your 
license has expired?" "well, no I didn't officer." the man 
replied. "Well honey, you said you were meaning to renew 
that next week." his wife said. "Shut up honey!" the man 
said louder than before. "Sir, did you also know that you 
have a tail light out?" "No sir, I sure didn't." "Honey 
you just made you appointment for Tuesday this morning." 
his wife said. "SHUT UP HONEY!" the man yelled at his wife 
with frustration. Te officer looked at the wife and asked, 
"Ma'am, does your husband talk to you like this often?" She 
replied, "Only when he's drunk."