GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT. LIKE . . . WHO CARES? 

I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. I RELY ON THEM. 

NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES 

I HATE EVERYBODY, AND YOU'RE NEXT 

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU 

I USED TO BE SCHIZOPHRENIC, BUT WE'RE OK NOW 

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT 

REMEMBER MY NAME -- YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER 

DON'T WORRY. IT'LL ONLY SEEM KINKY THE FIRST TIME .... 

I'M MULTI-TALENTED; I CAN TALK AND ANNOY YOU AT THE SAME TIME 

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 

ALL STRESSED OIUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE 

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? 

SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED. I'M NOT. 

IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY. 

DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. 

OBJECTS UNDER THIS SHIRT ARE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR.