TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T: 
10. I need to whip it out by 5 
9. Mind if I use your laptop? 
8. Just stick it in my box. 
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! 
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid! 
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever tofinish. 
3. It's an entry-level position. 
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty at the office but isn't: 
1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there!