TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE 
 
 10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden 
 because men hate to ask for directions. 
 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the 
 TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to 
 see WHAT ELSE is on!) 
 8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when 
 his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him. 
 7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for 
 himself. 
 6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was 
 garbage night. 
 5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would 
 never be able to handle childbearing. 
 4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he 
 put his tools. 
 3. The scripture's account of creation indicates Adam 
 needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in 
 the garden. 
 2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" And 
 the number one reason God created Eve... 
 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped 
 back,scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that"