There was a man who really took care of his body. He 
lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day he took 
a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over 
except for his 'thingie." So he decided to do something 
about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself 
and buried in the sand, except for his 'thingie' which he left 
sticking out.  

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. 
Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to 
move it around with her cane. Remarking to the other lady, "There's
no justice in this world." The other lady asked what she meant. She 
replied, 

When I was 20, I was curious about it 
When I was 30, I enjoyed it. 
When I was 40, I asked for it. 
When I was 50, I paid for it. 
When I was 60, I prayed for it. 
When I was 70, I forgot about it. 
But now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach 
and I'm too old to squat.