A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

 opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.



 This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man

seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she

 complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.





 The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about20) what he

 had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was like

this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her

 condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are

 coming" and I grinned.



 Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will

 reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.



 Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick

Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.





 BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign

that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident...I just 

lost  it."



 CASE DISMISSED