The Office Prayer 
  "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage 
  to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies 
 of  those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off and also, 
 help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected 
 to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow."