Things To Ponder 
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 If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he 
 
 become disoriented? 
 
 If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland 
 called "Holes?" 
 
 When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 
 
 Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 
 
 Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 
 
 If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 
 
 If 21 is pronounced twenty one, why is 11 not pronounced onety one? 
 
 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 
 
 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who 
 drives a race car not called a racist? 
 
 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 
 
 Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing 
 night gowns? 
 
 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 
 
 When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two 
 cents in, what happens to the other penny? 
 
 Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker"? 
 
 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin 
 
 with. 
 
 If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a 
 
 Philips Screwdriver? 
 
 "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. 
 Could 
 it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?