PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL TERMS AND THEIR REAL MEANINGS 


   GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS..................Able to bullshit 
   GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS.......Spends lots of time on phone 
   AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.............................Not too bright 
   EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.....Made no major blunders yet 
   WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY...............Too ugly or inexperienced to get  a date 
   ACTIVE SOCIALLY................................Drinks a lot 
   FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY................Spouse drinks, too 
   INDEPENDENT WORKER.............Nobody knows what he/she does 
   QUICK THINKING.....................Offers plausible excuses 
   CAREFUL THINKER.......................Won't make a decision 
   AGGRESSIVE........................................Obnoxious,  disgusting 
   USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.....Gets someone else to do it 
   EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL....................Speaks English 
   METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL.................A nit picker 
   HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES........Is tall or has a loud voice 
   EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT..........................Lucky 
   KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR............. bootlicker, scapegoat 
   CAREER MINDED..................................Back Stabber, maniac 
   LOYAL..........................Can't get a job anywhereelse