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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect 
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of 
course, perfect. 
 
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their 
perfect car (a Lexus SUV) down a long a winding road, when they noticed 
someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, 
they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of 
toys. 
 
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the 
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they 
were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving 
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an 
accident. 
 
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? 
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in 
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is 
no such thing as a perfect man. 
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Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep 
scrolling. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman 
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By 
the way,if you're a woman and you're reading this, then it illustrates 
another point: women never listen either.