Subject: Something to offend everyone : 
 
 How can you tell the Irish guy is in the hospital? 
 He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan 
 
 Where does an Irish family go on vacation? 
 A different bar. 
 
 Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? 
 They named him Sum Ting Wong. 
 
 What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the 
other? 
 A speech impediment. 
 
 What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half 
mast? 
 They're hiring. 
 
 What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? 
 Men miss them all. 
 
 Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek? 
 Because they're not going to work in the future, either. 
 
 Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? 
 He walks around saying, "Yo" 
 
 What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? 
 A pimp. 
 
 Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on 
 Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? 
 Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. 
 
 What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? 
 A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the 
 cage, along with a recipe. 
 
 How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? 
 Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! 
 
 What's the Cuban national anthem? 
 "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 
 
 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern 
fairytale? 
 A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." 
 A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...