Subject: Negroes did---PRAY 
   
   Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea.  
   One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship and it was 
   about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to do. 
   Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did---PRAY. However, 
   unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called upon Tom, a  black 
   cook on the ship and asked him to pray. Tom agreed and came up on deck 
   to pray.  He started like this: 

   "Lord on a day of hunger I went to a restaurant to get something to eat and 
   the sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. 
   I went to the water fountain to get water and the sign said: 
   FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. 
   Then Lord, I went to use the restroom and the sign said: 
   FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. 
   So Lord Almighty, when this Mutha f_ _ka... sinks, let it be: 
   FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. 
   IN YOUR NAME I PRAY, AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"