Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary 
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 "Haven't I seen you before?" 
 
 == "Nice ass." 
 
 "I'm a Romantic." 
 
 == "I'm poor." 
 
 "I need you." 
 
 == "My hand is tired." 
 
 "I am different from all the other guys." 
 
 == "I am not circumcised." 
 
 "I want a commitment." 
 
 == "I'm sick of masturbation." 
 
 "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." 
 
 == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." 
 
 "I really want to get to know you better." 
 
 == "So I can tell my friends about it." 
 
 "It's just orange juice, try it." 
 
 == "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." 
 
 "She's kinda cute." 
 
 == "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head 
 
 might be necessary." 
 
 "I don't know if I like her." 
 
 == "She won't sleep with me." 
 
 "I miss you so much." 
 
 == "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good." 
 
 "Was it good for you?" 
 
 == "I'm insecure about my manhood." 
 
 "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" 
 
 == "Is my penis really that small?" 
 
 "I had a wonderful time last night." 
 
 == "Who the hell are you?" 
 
 "Do you love me?" 
 
 == "I've done something stupid and you might find out." 
 
 "Do you 'really' love me?" 
 
 == "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out 
 
 sooner or later." 
 
 "How much do you love me?" 
 
 == "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way 
 
 to tell you by now." 
 
 "I have something to tell you." 
 
 == "Get tested." 
 
 "I'll give you a call." 
 
 == "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than 
 
 see you again." 
 
 "I've been thinking a lot." 
 
 == "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." 
 
 "I think we should just be friends." 
 
 == "You're ugly." 
 
 "I've learned a lot from you." 
 
 == "Next!!!!" 
 
 "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" 
 
 == "I gotta turn on my answering machine."