Trifling Sayings and their Meanings

  	         THE TOP TEN TRIFILING THINGS THAT
  	   BROTHAS SAY!
  	  (...and what they really mean)
  	
  	  10 - "I think I just need some space"(...I've sexed
  	  you down now it's time to bounce)
  	
  	  9 - "Baby I'm gonna kick it with the fellas today"
  	   (...I need to go see my other girlfriend cause
  	  you're trippin')
  	
  	  8 - "Hey Boo"
  	  (..Damn, what is her name?)
  	
  	  7 -  "Girl, you know you can invite your friends over
  	  here anytime"
  	  (..I need to scope them out in case we don't work out)
  	
  	  6 - "Hey baby girl"
  	  (..Damn, what is her name...hey man...what is her
  	  name?, damn!)
  	
  	  5 - "Girl I'm gonna make you scream my name tonight"
  	  (..The myth isn't true, I eat ?!$?*)
  	
  	  4 - "I don't have a girlfriend right now, do you
  	   have a man"
  	  (..I'm tryin to get all I can, do I have an
  	  competition)
  	
  	  3 -  "I just wanna chill tonight"
  	  (..I'm broke this week, let's order pizza and go to
  	  blockbuster)
  	
  	  2 - "My shower is broken, can I come over and use
  	  yours"
  	   (..Maybe I'll get a chance to show her my six pack)
  	
  	  1 -  "I'm a romantic brother"
  	  (..I'll send you flowers to knock them boots)
  	
  	
  	
  	  THE TOP TEN TRIFILING THINGS THAT SISTAS SAY!
  	  (...and what they really mean)
  	
  	  10 - "I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
  	  I'm into my career."
  	  (Damn, I know you're a good catch. But, I wanna hit
  	  Tony off for a couple more months.)
  	
  	  9 - "I'm looking for a man that's financially secure."
  	  (I'm in debt right now from supporting Cleotis' dumb
  	  ass. Can you bail me out?)
  	
  	  8 - "You're such a nice guy, why can't we just be
  	  friends?"
  	   (I'm still beggin' this other brotha to take me back,
  	  Can I keep you on hold, just in case?)
  	
  	  7 - "I'm looking for a man that absolutely loves kids
  	  ..." ('Cause
  	  I've got five of them.. by five different triflin'ass
  	  men.)
  	
  	  6 - "Do you think I've gained too much weight?  Do you
  	  still find me attractive?"
  	  (Damn, I thought you woulda dumped my ass since I let
  	  myself go like this!)
  	
  	  5 - "Our relationship is going so well, let's not
  	  spoil it with sex."
  	  (I gave it up to the last six brothas I met on the
  	  first date.You're waiting nine months.)
  	
  	  4 - "Our relationship is going so well, sex will only
  	  enhance it.So let's take it to the next level."
  	  (I just found out your old girlfriend is back in town,
  	  and she's a freak!!)
  	
  	  3 - (In Bed) "No way I'm trying that... I ain't a
  	   damn freak!!"
  	  (I used to do that all the time with Leroy.. He didn't
  	  appreciate it.)
  	
  	  2 - (In Bed) "Do you think our sex life isexciting?"
  	  (Damn man,let's try some kinky stuff, like when I was
  	  with Leroy.
  	   (I'm a damn freak now!!)
  	
  	  1 - (In Bed) "Let's try something new, anything you
  	  want.. I wanna be your freak!!"
  	  (Come on man, let's get married ...What are you
  	  waiting on?