"Oooh, it's a vending machine!" 
A man was in front of a church, naked, with three packs of 
cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by, and had no where to 
hide except in the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was 
sticking out. 

So four nuns walked by where the man was. One of the nuns noticed 
his thing hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it. 
With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes. The 
nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!" 
Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their 
cigarette packs. The first one pulled and the man handed out a 
pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another 
cigarette pack. 

By this time, the man had run out of cigarette packs to give out. 
So, the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand 
lotion!"