Four guys telling stories in a bar; 1 guy leaves to go to the restroom, 3 
 guys are left. 
 
 First guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he 
 started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a 
 break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought 
the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend 
a  new Mercedes for his birthday." 
 
 Second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out 
 raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break, they made him a 
 commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In 
 fact, He's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for 
 his birthday. 
 
 Third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a 
 brokerage firm. Well, He got a break, they made him a broker, and now he 
 owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave his best 
 friend $1 million in stock for his birthday." 
 
 Fourth guy comes back from the rest room. The first 3 explain that they 
are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to 
 admit that my son IS a major disappointment. He started out as a 
hairdresser  and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that 
 he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. 
 
 But I try to look at the bright side: 
 
 his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house and $1 Million 
in stock for his birthday."