How to remain insane





 



An interesting way to enjoy your "nothing to do" time.How many of these have you tried? How many are you going to try? 

 





 How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 

 1. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we

 are going to

      have to let one of you go."

  

      2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your

 voice.

 

      3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they

 want fries with that.

 

      4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

 

      5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone

 has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

      6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the

 prophecy."

 

      7. Don t use any punctuation marks

 

      8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

        9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after

 they answer.

 

      10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

 

      11. Sing along at the opera.

 

      12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

      13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape

 of jungle

          sounds all day.

 

      14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend

 their party

          because you're not in the mood.

 

      15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,

 Rock Hard

 Kim.

 

      16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I

 won!" "3rd time

          this week!!!!!"

 

      17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking

 lot, yelling

          "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

 

      18. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and

 point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.



      And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

 

      19. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even

 if they sent

            it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like

 this.

 

 

 

 

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