**YOU KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO IF:

   **You brush your teeth with a washcloth.
   **Your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but
   you can't.
   **You ask your wife for money to pay for your
   girlfriends abortion.
   **You keep your food stamps in a money clip.
   **You use your welfare check as collateral
   **Your fingernails are longer than your
   fingers
   **You've ever snuck a 40 ounce into church.
   **Your baby daddy's name is tattooed on your
   breast
   **You put sugar on your Frosted Flakes.
   **You buy cigarettes individually, not by the
   pack.
   **You do your grocery shopping at a liquor
   store.
   **Your Moms washes paper plates.
   **You caint-kant-can't spell "can't"
   **You throw a pool party at the fire hydrant.
   **You have a wife and kids but still live with
   your parents
   **You are 19 years old and just met your
   father