The Geography of a Woman: 

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or

Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and

naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile

deltas. 



Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or

Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and

open to trade especially with countries with cash or

cars. 



Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or

Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own

beauty. 



Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like Eritrea.

She may have been half destroyed during the war but

can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. 



Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or

Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past

mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.



Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or

Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are

practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps

people away. 



Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or

Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but

alas no future. 



After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone

knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.



The Geography of a Man: 



Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe -

ruled by his under the belt and above his knees –if

you know what I mean.