The origin of the word F**k



According to the Bible:





"Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, 

and let every woman have her own husband."

                  1 Corinthians 7:2 (English-King James Version)





Based on that statement by St. Paul, in the olden days, in England, people

couldn't have sex without the Royal consent (unless of course you were a 

member of the Royal Family). 

  

When people wanted to get married for the purpose of procreating, they had 

to request a permit from the ruling monarch. They would then receive a 

plaque to hung outside their doors while having intercourse. 



La plaque read: FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT OF THE KING" (F.U.C.K.). 

  

This is the origin of the word. 



Its Use:	

What has started as a simple sign, perhaps, one of the most interesting 

and colorfully used words in the  English language today is the word "fuck". 

It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, 

love, and hate.  In language, "fuck" falls into many  Grammatical categories.  

It can be used as a verb both  transitive (Steve fucked Clara) and intransitive 

(Clara was Fucked by Steve). It can be an action verb (Jim really gives a fuck), 

a passive verb (April really doesn't give a fuck), and  adverb (Nellie is fucking 

interested in Scott), or as a noun (Annie is a terrific fuck).  It can also be 

used  as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Tim).  It can even be 

used as a conjunction (Anna is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see there 

are very words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.  Aside from its sexual

connotations, this word can be used to describe  many situations:      





1. Greetings........."How the  fuck are ya, Kevin?"      

2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."      

3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"      

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."      

5. Aggression........."FUCK YOU!"      

6. Disgust................"Fuck me."      

7. Confusion............."What the fuck Chuck...?"       

8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."      

9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?" 

10.Disbelief.............."UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"       

12.Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"    

13.Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"       

14.Directions.............."Fuck off."      

15.Pleasure................ "Phillip was the greatest fuck ever!"   



It can be maternal........"MOTHERFUCKER!!"      

It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"      

It can  be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole." 



Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history: 

"I've never fucked that woman before"      ~President Bill Clinton~         

"Let's fucking recount those fucked up ballots"      ~Vise President Al Gore~ 

"Machines are not fucking partisan?"     ~President Bush~         

"What the fuck was that?"      ~Mayor of Hiroshima~         

"That's not a real fucking gun."     ~John Lennon~         

"Where the fuck is all this water coming  from?" ~Captain of the Titanic~

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~         

"Heads are  gonna fucking roll."   ~Anne Boleyn~         

"Any fucking idiot  could answer that."  ~Albert Einstein~         

"It does so fucking look like her!"    ~Picasso~         

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"    ~Michelangelo~ 

"Fuck a duck."     ~Walt Disney~         

"Houston we Have a big fucking problem." ~The crew of Apollo 13~



Now send this to at least 10  people or you'll be fucked!