A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their 
honeymoon. 
  
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride 
immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of 
hours away. 
  
"Well, darling," said her mom, "How was the honeymoon?" 
  
"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! 
So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon 
as we got home, Sam began using  really horrible language. 
Stuff I'd never heard before. 
  
Really terrible 4-letter words. You've got to come get me 
and take me home. Please Mother!" And the new bride began to 
sob over the phone. 
  
"But honey," the mother countered, "what 4-letter words?" 
  
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too 
awful! Come get me, please!!!" 
  
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... 
Tell mother the 4-letter words!" 
  
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, 
iron, and cook!!!"