Its your first time. 
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. 
You put him off for
a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he approaches
you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely. He has had
more experience, but it's the first time
his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your
body tenses; but he's gentle like he
promised he'd be. He looks deeply
within your eyes and tells you to trust
him-- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open
wider to give him more room for an ease
entrance. You begin to plead and beg
him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses closer, going
deeper, you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body and 
he continues. He looks at you concerned
and asks you if it's too painful. Your
eyes are filled with tears but you shake
you head and nod for him to go on.
He begins moving in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few frenzied moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over. He looks at you
and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been his most
stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your ........... 
dentist. After all, it was your first time to
have a tooth pulled. 
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin'?
PERVERT I know what you were thinking!