Bathroom messages
  
   Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
   * Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
  
   The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
   * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
  
   Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
   * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
  
   Beauty is only a light switch away.
   * Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.
  
   I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
   * Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
  
   If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
   let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
   * Armand's Pizza. Washington, DC
  
   Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
   * Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
  
   God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
   * The Irish Times. Washington, DC
  
   Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
   * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
  
   No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
   of putting up with her shit.
   * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
  
   At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
   * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
  
   It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
   * Written in the dust - back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
  
   Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
   * Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
  
   God is dead. -Nietzsche
   Nietzsche is dead. -God
   * The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, DC
  
   If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
   * Revolution Books. New York, New York.
  
   A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
   going to have trouble with it.
   * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
  
   Express Lane: Five beers or less
   * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Phoenix, AZ.
  
   You're too good for him.
   * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's.
   Beverly Hills, CA.
  
   No wonder you always go home alone.
   * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's.
   Beverly Hills, CA