Spanish Delight  
While vacationing in Spain a tourist enters a restaurant and is immediately  shown 
to his table. As he browses the menu he notices a gentleman at a  nearby table eating 
what appears to be two large brown balls. The tourist is  very curious so he ask the 
waiter for the name of the dish. 

"Oh my" the  waiter exclaims. "This is our most prized culinary delight. Each day there 
 is a bull fight. The matador bravely confronts the bull with his red cape.  The bull charges 
him several times and each time the matador bravely escapes  death. Eventually the bull 
fighter will stab the bull with his sword and  kill him. It is at that precise moment that the 
balls of the bull are cut  off and rushed to the kitchen of our restaurant. We prepare the dish 
with  our best herbs and spices and serve it to one of my customers." The tourist  is 
intrigued so he makes a reservation for the next serving of the bulls  testicles. Promptly 
at 3pm sharp the next day the tourist arrives and  escorted to a table near the window. 
Some complementary wine is brought to  his table with a large bowl containing the balls. 

The tourist bites down and  begins to slowly savor the meat. Within a few minutes the 
tourist finishes  the meal and motions to the waiter. "I'm curious about something. 
Yesterday  I noticed that the balls were so large but today the balls that I was served  
were very very small."  

"Oh my," the waiter replied, "I must have failed to mention that sometimes  the bull wins."