WHY I AM FEELING SO TIRED!  
 
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For a couple years I've been complaining about why I am 
feelign tired, I have tried to see my doctor, that didnt' help. 
as there was nothing wrong with my internal organs, finally I 
I searched for an answer, blaming it on lack of sleep, 
too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup and even from 
Poor blood Iron composition, but now I found out the real reason: 
I am feel tired because I am overworked. 

Let me explain, Here's how I came to this conclusion: 

The population of this country is 273 million. 
140 million are retired That leaves 133 million to do the work. 
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. 
Of this, 29 million are employed by the federal 
government, and now we are down to only 19 million to do the work. 
but that's all, there is more puzzling statics... 
of our downgraded 19 million, 2.8 million are in the armed forces 
all over the world, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work back at home. 
Take from the total the 14,800,000, those people who work for 
state and city governments, and that leaves 1.4 million 
to do the work. 

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, 
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 
people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. 

You and me. 
This is really unfortunate, but's that's not the sad part of it, 
the sad part of it is YOU. 
Look at what you are doing, I am working my ass off here and 
You're sitting at your computer reading my jokes!.