11 Types of Men  

 

     



Subject: 11 Types of Men

1. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages

a. Real good at making love.

b. Fun & Exciting.

c. Makes you laugh.

d. Has your back, will fight and protect you.

Disadvantages

a. Usually drinks and/or smokes too much.

b. Always got drama.

c. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old).

d. In and out of jail.



2. MR. I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Advantages

a. Will take you out in the beginning.

b. Will introduce you to all his friends.

c. Compliments you all the time.

Disadvantages

a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with

since the 2nd grade.

b. Will not get rid of her.

c. He tells you about her after you've  fallen in love with his ass.



3. MR. HIGH ROLLER

Advantages

a. Will give you money with no questions asked.

b. Has a lot of style to him.

c. Will show you some of the nice things in life.

Disadvantages

a. Never returns your pages.

b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first.

c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.



4. MR. I'M IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS

Advantages

a. Can get you and your friends on the

guest list at all the fly parties.

b. Can have a decent stimulating

conversation.

c. Tends to dress nice.

Disadvantages

a. You don't know if he's homosexual,

heterosexual, or bi.

b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment.

c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, then 

there's drama at the door.

d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn't know them personally.



5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages

a. Book smart.

b. Cares about how you feel.

c. Has a very good job.

d. Calls you all the time (returns your pages within 10 minutes).

Disadvantages

a. Boring as hell.

b. Can't make love.

c. He is not street smart.

d. Always asking you when can he see you again.



6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages

a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!

b. Makes you laugh.

c. Got mad style and flava.

d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy.

e. Says he wants a real relationship.

Disadvantages

a. He got 3 or more baby momma's.

b. Wants to lay up in your crib-use the phone, smoke and eat up all the food.

c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself.

d. Comes home at 3am and says he was out with his boys.



7. MR. I'M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN!

Advantages

a. Will teach you about black history.

b. Revolutionary.

c. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally.

d. Wants a wife and family.

Disadvantages

a. Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash.

b. No money-doesn't have a job (*counter-evolutionary).

c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage.

d. In the end you find out he is just a trifling con.

8. MR. NICE GUY

Advantages

a. Will introduce you to his mother.

b. Has a job and will take you out.

c. Will give you money for your bills.

d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday.

Disadvantages

a. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life.

b. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club.

c. Ignores you when the game is on.

d. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you.

9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages

a. Will tell you that you're not the only

one (keeps it

real).

b. Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed.

c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down.

d. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him).

Disadvantages

a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around.

b. Generally he is a wimp (won't stand up for anything).

c. He expects you to believe all his lies.

d. After you find out he's no good, he tells you that he told you that he 

was a playa in the beginning anyway.

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages

a. Of course...he has a job.

b. Doesn't have too many bad habits.

c. Will take care of you when you're sick.

d. Tells you that he is in love with you.

Disadvantages

a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more years and then find out 

he's a shiftless, lazy SOB who wants you to do all the wifely

duties but won't give you a ring.

b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you.

c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later.

11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages

a. He's your best friend-you tell each other everything-you get along very 

well.

b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems.

c. The ultimate gentleman.

d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor.

Disadvantages

a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain't about crap either

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