Check this out!  This very strange thing happened to today at the mall.  

I want you to get this picture. 



When I was walking alone in this big mall, a nice looking African American girl followed me everywhere 

I went in the men's clothing section looking at me very hard.  When I got out of the mall, she followed me.  





Then suddenly, she screamed: "Stop!"  "Please stop!"  



I asked, "is there any problem?"   

She cried, squirming, "you just look like my father's son."  



I said, "I am sorry, I am from East Africa, and I am not your father's son!"  



At that time, a spur-of-the-moment, I saw the bus was coming from a distant that I was supposed to take.  



She grabbed me with her calloused hands, clutching roughly at the back of my shirt, she creamed "you are 

my father's son! I have been looking for you all my life!!”  



In the middle of our dispute, when the bus came, winds blew, people’s hat flew, and I stood her, "I have 

to go now . . . please let me go . . . I  must catch this bus!"  



I managed to flee for few steps, but she immediately captured me again.  This time, she grabbed me on my legs.  



"It is getting late, I am trying to catch the last bus" I creamed and I tried to pull my legs away from her.  



But, she was apparently very strong.  She pulled and pulled and pulled my legs just like I am pulling your legs.   



Happy April Fools Day!





P E A C E !