******SAFE SEX TIPS ******************** 

    Cover your stump before you hump 
    Before you attack her, wrap your wacker 
    Don't be silly...protect your willy! 
    You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 
    If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 
    If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 
    It'll be sweeter if you cover your peter  
   If you go into heat, package your meat  
   While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis 
   Especially in December, gift wrap your member  
   Wrap it in foil before checking her oil