27 Types Of People In The Men's Room

 

 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole,

 rips shorts.

 

 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

 

 

 NOSY: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is

 fixed.

 

 TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal

 as he had already,comes back later.

 

 INDIFFERENT: All urinals beeing used, pisses in the sink.

 

 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually

 pisses on the floor. sure of where he has been lately,

 makes quick inspection.

 

 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals,

 tries to hit fly or bug.

 

 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in

 pants.

 

 CHILDISH: Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to

 see the bubbles.

 

 SNEAKY: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent,

 knows man in next stall will get blamed.

 

 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free

 hand.

 

 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in

 pants.

 

 TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

 

 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

 

 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in

 shoes.

 

 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

 

 DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

 

 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

 

 CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

 

 IMPATIENT: Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy

 using urinal in front of him.

 

 HUNTER: Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps of cliff,

 never pisses, but does scare the shit out of himself.

 

 WITHDRAWN: Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus

 eliminates noise.

 

 CROSS-EYED: Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into

 one in the center, flushes one on the right.

 

 CURIOUS: Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's

 pocket.

 

 COMPETITIVE: Stands back, and challenges others to

 distance contest.

 

 SHOW OFF: Stands with back to urinal, and slings tool

 over shoulder.

 

 CONFUSED: Woman in wrong washroom wondering

 what's with the funny sinks.