Subject:  No wonder God Loves Kids





Funny stuff some kids said:



       Dear God,

       I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset

       you made on Tuesday. That was cool! - Daniel

       

       Dear God,

       Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an

       accident? - Norma

       

       Dear God,

       Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,

       why don't you just keep the ones you  have now? - James

       

       Dear God,

       Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan

       

       Dear God,

       I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is

       that okay? - Neil

       

       Dear God,

       Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a

       puppy. - Leanne

       

       Dear God,

       It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!  He

       said some things about you that people are not supposed to

       say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend

       (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

       

       Dear God,

       Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.

       You can look it up. - Bruce

       

       

       Dear God,

       If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer

       Horton, because I hate her. - Denise

       

       Dear God,

       I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with

       so much hair all over. - Dale

       

       Dear God,

       I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. -Elliott

       

       Dear God,

       I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the

       world. There are only four people in our family and I can never

       do it. - Nan

       

       Dear God,

       Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the

       best. - Rob

       

       Dear God,

       My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound

       right. They are just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha

       

       Dear God,

       If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

       Lynlee

       

       Dear God,

       We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in Sunday school, we

       learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

       Sincerely, Dorothy

       

       Dear God,

       I do not think anybody could be a better God.  Well, I just

       want you to know that I am not just saying this because you

       are God already. - Bob

       

       Dear God,

       Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they

       had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Johnnie