REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN

    

      1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

      2) The farm was used to produce produce.

      3) The dump was so full that it had to

 refuse more refuse.

      4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

      5) He could lead if he would get the lead

 out.

      6) The soldier decided to desert his

 dessert in the desert.

      7) Since there is no time like the

 present, he thought it was

      time to present the present.

      8) A bass was painted on the head of the

 bass drum.

      9) When shot at, the dove dove into the

 bushes.

      10) I did not object to the object.

      11) The insurance was invalid for the

 invalid.

      12) There was a row among the oarsmen

 about how to row.

      13) They were too close to the door to

 close it.

      14) The buck does funny things when the

 does are present.

      15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down

 into a sewer line.

      16) To help with planting, the farmer

 taught his sow to sow.

      17) The wind was too strong to wind the

 sail.

      18) After a number of injections my jaw

 got number.

      19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I

 shed a tear.

      20) I had to subject the subject to a

 series of tests.

      21) How can I intimate this to my most

intimate friend?