An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater
                with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.  
                The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in    
                with him. 

                He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!"

                The girl tells him that he CAN'T take a chicken into the
                theater, so hegoes around the corner, and stuffs the
                chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his
                ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken
                starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man   
                unzips  his pants so the chicken can stick it's head out  
                and watch the movie.   

                Sitting next to him is Agnes. She elbows
                her friend Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this man over
                here has just unzipped his pants!"

                Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it.....you've
                seen one, you've seen them all."

                Agnes says, "I KNOW......but this one's eating my
                POPCORN!!"