A Blonde Kidnapper 


 


A Blonde was down on her luck. 


In order to raise some money, she decided to 


kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. 


 


She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, 


took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." 


 


She then wrote a note saying, 


"I've kidnapped your kid. 


Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag 


and put it under the pecan tree next to the 


slide on the north side of the playground. 


Signed, A Blonde". 


 


The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt 


and sent him home to show it to his parents. 


The next morning the Blonde checked, 


and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting 


beneath the pecan tree. 


The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 


with a note that said, 


"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"